A very special message from Gooshy:|
"Hi, I'm Gooshy. I'm not a mean person, I'm really not. I'm one of the gooshiest wizards you'll ever meet. Hell, I'll port you to places you'd never imagine. For a nominal fee of 5 plat.
If I win Ms. Norrath, every Norrathian out there will receive free heals for life (or until you die and have to retrieve your dead corpse), free squeezes of Firiona Vie, and lifetime supply of Minotaur Meat.
How can you pass up such a wonderful opportunity like this?"